The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...