How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...