YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...