Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!