How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...