Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...