Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...