Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.