Pirate and Lost Body Parts
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Play the Office Game
|Here’s a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and...
Tee Shirt Lines
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Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....