Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...