Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?