Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...