You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...