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A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
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Forget it buddy!
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So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
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Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...