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Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...