Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Can you relate to this!
Can any of you relate to these “addiction” quips? I sure can The last...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...