Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...