Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.