Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...