A Blonde Astronaut
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If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
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Hmmm…Ponderings
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Exercise While Pregnant
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Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
A bookworm!
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Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
More Redneck One-liners!
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Standardized Guide to the Bases
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