A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
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181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
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Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
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One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Don’t say this to a cop
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