When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
SOTALLY TOBER
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...