Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...