Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!