Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...