Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...