The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...