He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
A young naval student
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...