Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...