You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...