How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...