Grasshopper than a cricket
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Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Are You Really Sure?
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Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Confusion about Y2K
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Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.