No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...