A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.