What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...