The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...