Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy…In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...