Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
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Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
I just had a dream about it
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2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Bird jokes 03
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Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...