Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!