Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob