Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...