Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...