Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...