Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...