Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...