If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...