Noah’s Ark in an apple
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What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...