Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...