Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...