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This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
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You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
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Dropped your wallet
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